El señor Penis painting captures a close encounter of the human kind! Probably not a subject always painted but a more passionate subject you will not find on earth. One full with a mindful of sensations and an explosion of colours.
While painting it I saw it as a spaceship traveling through Galaxies. It's a beautiful vibrant painting and will light up any wall and sure to be a talking point with guests wondering, "Is that what I think it is or something else?"😀
I paint with a spatula which for me is the painters equivalent of a sculptors chisel. It is an exciting way to paint as strokes are fast and furious and usually accompanied by music from AC/DC or Perkofiev's Romeo and Juliet!
It looks great whether hung vertically or horizontally, you choose.
We ship El señor Penis wrapped in foam core and plywood. We use Registered Mail on every item we ship with Track and Trace enabled so once it leaves the studio you can track your painting.
El señor Penis is ready to hang on your wall from its box.
El señor Penis measures 80 x 40 x 4cm and does not shrink! :)
El señor Penis is also available as a Limited Edition Print on Canvas in the Art Print section.
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